Why I'm Voting For Rob F'n Ford
- Ken Bryan
- Jan 31, 2014
- 1 min read
Despite the obvious reasons; loves the Leafs, loves alcohol, loves weed & loves partying with bad bitches. (Shout out my #DayOne, Alana…no she’s not a hooker, ya’ll need to stop hatin! #FromTime). Here’s why I’m mainly voting for Rob Ford: He’s an overly privileged, sheltered, ignorant, crass, generationally wealthy, straight, white, Conservative, male. Anyone care to disagree? No? Good. And that’s why you should vote for him too. We know what we’re getting...